“grant what is your opinion on pants?” “they’re nice sometimes”

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.” —  - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

cafemusaiin:

im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.

croutoncat:

school would be so fun if there was no school involved

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

profoak:

vaspim:

this whole notion that guys who wear pink are suddenly feminine is so ridiculous. women aren’t portrayed as manly if they wear blue??? it reminds me of this quote i once read by gwen sharp, “Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”

the ironic part is pink use to be a boy color and blue use to be a girl color

eggrocks:

Amanda Bynes may have out Lindsay-ed Lindsay Lohan. I know it’s not funny, but I am crying.